Once upon a time there was a fabulous knitter named Jen. She decided to make her lovely co-worker a hat. It took weeks to complete because her hands had forgotten how to hold DPNs. THEN. She finished it and tried it on...
Her dog. It didn't really fit. But it makes sense because he has a dog sized head. So she put it on her head.
It was huge. But how huge? (that's what she said)
Her dog didn't have any answers. He never does.
IT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF HER HEAD!!!!
The moral of this story is that I'm terrible at making hats. I might be able to salvage it. Or I might have to frog it. Only time will tell.