Do you think being unemployed is awesome? It's not.
If you think fear of rejection is the worst thing to ever happen to you, don't apply for jobs. I've decided to keep a running tally of my rejections. So far I'm up to 2! Groupon sent me a well-worded and almost-witty-except-for-the-fact-that-they're-crushing-my-dreams rejection.
So how do I console myself? I watch videos of spiders. Big hairy deadly ones.
If you're not too squicked out by spiders, you should find a video of them mating, it's actually quite lovely.
After that, I take a long hot shower and do this.
I sing that in the shower (and no I don't do the whole piano/glockenspiel bit in the shower).
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